Morrie the Toupee Salesman

After listening to Belle and Sebastien’s “If You’re Feeling Sinister” and reading the allmusic.com review of the title song:

…Murdoch says she needs to see a minister to cure her guilt, or does she? His final declaration cuts to the bone: “But if you are feeling sinister/Go off and see minister/Chances are you’ll probably feel better/If you stayed and played with yourself.” Murdoch’s cure for guilt, boredom, and lack of identity is masturbation.

I then found myself reading about David Duchovny’s sex addiction. The conclusion to be drawn from the two articles is obvious — masturbation is cutting into psychologists’ income, so they enlisted a high profile shill.